~And they lived happily ever after~
This was really dumb and a lot of fun to draw :D
THIS IS THE BEST AND CUTEST THING I’VE READ IN A LONG TIME <3
Now that’s a happy ending heck yeah
Anonymous said: Why do you love pluto so much? If you love it so much why don't you marry it? Where is the plutonian headquarters? I must find a nice place to place my atomic bomb.
I love Pluto because I feel it has been mistreated by us earthlings, who are we to say what is and isn’t a planet when we are nothing but stardust that has formed sentience and called itself intelligent life. I don’t think that Pluto, given that it is a sphere of rock which is, as far as we know, not sentient, would have any interest in marrying me and I also think there are some laws against it. I do not know of any Plutonian headquarters but if I find them I shall warn them of your intentions. As for your atomic bomb, what you do with that is your business.
DAMMIT, then you are useless to me…
I’ll just have to drop the atomic bomb at an orphanage for the blind *sigh*
What?!?!? Not the blind orphans!!! *Adopts superhero guise* I must save the orphans!
*death laser fucking disintegrates you with a vengeance*
*From death* Well shit. I guess Batman’s going to have to save the fucking orphans.
no, superheroes dont exist
They do in parallel universes.
then do tell me, is this a parallel universe?
Yes. Yes, it is.
Dammit, I’m in the wrong place again *sigh* *dimension drive powers up*
*Aside* Aha! I have tricked him with the most formidable of all deceptions… Lying!
OH SHIET WAI-
*goes to a alternate reality where pluto is a planet*
*Alternate me pops up* Well, well, well, how the tables have turned, good sir.
Goddamnit, when will this end!?!?!??!?!???!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!!?!!?!??!!
Well, we could always stop talking about it? You know, diplomacy? Agree to disagree?
Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES
ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY
AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS
ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY
Hawkeye and Star-Lord did Darcy’s hair and make up for her college graduation