factorykat:

rythos:

tooquirkytolose:

~And they lived happily ever after~

This was really dumb and a lot of fun to draw :D

THIS IS THE BEST AND CUTEST THING I’VE READ IN A LONG TIME <3

Now that’s a happy ending heck yeah

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Anonymous said: Why do you love pluto so much? If you love it so much why don't you marry it? Where is the plutonian headquarters? I must find a nice place to place my atomic bomb.

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amyisanerd:

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amyisanerd:

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amyisanerd:

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epickirbeh:

amyisanerd:

I love Pluto because I feel it has been mistreated by us earthlings, who are we to say what is and isn’t a planet when we are nothing but stardust that has formed sentience and called itself intelligent life. I don’t think that Pluto, given that it is a sphere of rock which is, as far as we know, not sentient, would have any interest in marrying me and I also think there are some laws against it. I do not know of any Plutonian headquarters but if I find them I shall warn them of your intentions. As for your atomic bomb, what you do with that is your business.

DAMMIT, then you are useless to me…

Apologies.

I’ll just have to drop the atomic bomb at an orphanage for the blind *sigh*

What?!?!? Not the blind orphans!!! *Adopts superhero guise* I must save the orphans!

no

*death laser fucking disintegrates you with a vengeance*

*From death* Well shit. I guess Batman’s going to have to save the fucking orphans.

no, superheroes dont exist

They do in parallel universes.

then do tell me, is this a parallel universe?

Yes. Yes, it is.

Dammit, I’m in the wrong place again *sigh* *dimension drive powers up*

Bye
*Aside* Aha! I have tricked him with the most formidable of all deceptions… Lying!

OH SHIET WAI-

*goes to a alternate reality where pluto is a planet*

well… shit.

*Alternate me pops up* Well, well, well, how the tables have turned, good sir.

Goddamnit, when will this end!?!?!??!?!???!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!!?!!?!??!!

Well, we could always stop talking about it? You know, diplomacy? Agree to disagree?

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markruffalo:

Proud to be a part of the Marvel universe. Take a look at this special piece from SDCC. Take it away, Guardians

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tvgropes:

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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

(Source: todoyurika)

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sir-interesting-shockleton:

I have waited so long for this gifset

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

alwayshalfastepbehind:

fangirloftoomany:

holmesandpotterinthetardis:

madcapwhovian:

madcapwhovian:

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

ALSO PEEVES

ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY 

WINKY

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africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

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chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

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fifty shades of awful

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JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

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hotboyproblems:

"what’s your favourite food?"

"salad"

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Hawkeye and Star-Lord did Darcy’s hair and make up for her college graduation

Hawkeye and Star-Lord did Darcy’s hair and make up for her college graduation

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doodlur:

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast and i will catch it."

doodlur:

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast and i will catch it."

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dumb white guy poses [via]

Coming soon to an OKCupid profile in your inbox.

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My relationship with canon as a fanfic writer

badgersprite:

I’m aware that the head writers have made a decision, but given that it was a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it.

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